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User:call_us_smeagol (963072)
Name:Smeagol Underhill
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Bio: Welcome to yet another Smeagol Sockpuppet LJ! I'm Smeagol's mun, and I'm glad you stopped by for a peek.

Smeagol's past didn't get a whole lot of attention in the series. And so my partner in crime and I decided to remedy that. Basically, I've made this Smeagol into a tougher, smarter and....well, bigger version of what we've seen so far in Peter Jackson's films....oh yeah. And a sexier version. Much, much sexier....

I'm a pervy Mun. And I'll shut up now and let my puppet talk.

......heh. You've found my journal, read as you will.

And Deagol is mine. Don't even think about looking at him slantways, unless you'd like my sword buried between your eyes.

If you'd like to be mine, we can come to an agreement. I usually leave his hobbit hole when he's asleep, you know. In both senses.

I hate my family. They should all drown.

That's all I have to say.

You can leave now.

I mean it.

Here's some stupid card my Mun made for me when she couldn't sleep.


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User Number: 963072
Date Created:3/23/03
Number of Posts: ongoing
Smeagol is your typical warrior Stoor; four feet and nine inches of fierce Hobbity goodness according to his many lovers, and nonstop aggravation according to his family. Inquisitive, clever, strong in mind and body and absolutely deadly with a blade or a bow, this is one Hobbit you do not want to mess with...unless he asks you to. Things can get very ugly very quickly otherwise.
Strengths: Like many modern-day Hobbit ancestors, Smeagol is physically strong, healthy and quick-witted. With Orc bands constantly threatening the villages along the rivers, he had precious little room to be otherwise. He is also an unusually good swimmer and surprisiingly erudite -- so much so that he\'s literally charmed the pants off every interested male Hobbit he\'s ever met. Deep down, however, he\'s actually incredibly kind and generous...and surprisingly loyal to the few he truly loves.
Weaknesses: A violent and deadly temper, an inability to let go of grudges and a naturally jealous nature make Smeagol a dangerous Hobbit to cross. And don\'t expect to walk away from him if you\'ve harmed Deagol.
Special Skills: Literate, strong swimmer, good with weapons, riddles. Excellent in bed. Just ask anyone sitting at the two tables near the back of The Red Eagle tavern if you don\'t believe me.
Weapons: Short sword, quarter staff, his tongue.
Enemies and Annoyances: The Barley Brothers, most of his family, his hoard of admirers at the Red Eagle, children.


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I am so darned angsty.
Frodo the Angsty Hobbit.
By Katu


Nice. Very nice. I wonder if he's married. It's never stoped me before.

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Samwise the Angsty
By Karen and Emily
Idea stolen from Katu


I have a sudden urge to strangle this one...odd. He certainly looks like the tipe what would beg for a toss or seven. Normally I'd be happy about that.

So much angst. So little time.
Angsty!Middle-earth
By Jessi and Michelle
Idea stolen from Katu


The world should stop crying and carrying on, or I might just give it something to cry about.

What a waste of my time.

Mun's Note: This journal contains adult material, mature themes and all-around very bad things. It isSmeagol, after all. If references to homosexuality, murder, homicidal thoughts, drinking, occassional bad language, deagol abuse, domestic violence and references to war disturb or offend you, I suggest you go elsewhere.
Interests:43: a lot of sex, battle, bdsm, beating deagol, being on top, birthdays, bondage, digging, dèagol, exploring, fighting orcs, fishing, gifts, grandmother, grandmother (unfortunately), hacking orcs apart, hating my family, jealousy, leading hobbits on, learning, manipulation, meaningless sex, my bitch, orc wars, riddles, rings, rivers, screwing deagol, sex, stealing, stoor, stoors, stupid hobbits, swimming, swords, taters, tattoos, the ex-rub club, the one ring, tying deagol up, very bad things, warfare, we wants it
Schools:None listed
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People4:call_us_smeagol, dove_cg, itsdeagol, precious_gollum
Friend of:4: _free_fall_, call_us_smeagol, dove_cg, itsdeagol
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